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I just watched Starship Troopers the whole way through for the first time. I walked away from it thinking: "Fuck these jarheads are stupid!" I mean, the way Rico gets injured the first time, the way Dizzy gets killed. The marines that get slaughtered in the first encounter with the bugs, I mean, I know they were green…

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This machine perplexes me. My mind goes in knots when it thinks "Veloster Turbo" and it doesn't know if it should hate this machine or love it. When I lay my eyes upon it, one half of my brain sneers at gaping whale mouth grille and the other part swoons. When I hear it, well, honestly it falls short there. When I…